a frizzy haired catastrophe.

Read the Printed Word!

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

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captainjacksparrowpotc:

nopantsrevolution:

danglingthpider:

phlynn:

please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

please

stop

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This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

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castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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2o6:

me with every dog ever

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the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

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lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

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m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

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terrible-beauty:

slimydad:


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies

terrible-beauty:

slimydad:

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies

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devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

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yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

image

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terezi-pie-rope:

GOOD MORNING FUCKERS HAPPY HALLOWEEN 1ST

terezi-pie-rope:

GOOD MORNING FUCKERS HAPPY HALLOWEEN 1ST

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